Woody Harrelson Is Winifred Sanderson In Leaked Image From Venom

Woody Harrelson Is Winifred Sanderson In Leaked Image From Venom

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From the sounds of things, Sony's Venom is a real disappointment that suffers from many of the Sony-isms which had previously plagued the Spider-Man franchise. Until Marvel stepped in and fixed shit that is.

An uneven story and whack performances are the least of the problems for a movie that’s being compared to Catwoman and the Fantastic Four, but if this leaked image is any indication of the quality of the movie, then Venom could be truly terrible.

For those who haven’t heard, the mid-credits scene for Venom is the reveal of the big bad for a “future” Venom movie, by way of one Cletus Kasady, the serial killer who later becomes Carnage (think super-evil Venom), played by Woody Harrelson.

I know, Woody “Freaking” Harrelson starring as a deranged serial killer turned alien-covered murder tornado sounds fucking amazing. Well, remember this is Sony and there’s no nice way to put this, but Cletus Kasady looks less like Mickey Knox and more like Winifred Sanderson.

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Yowzers. Granted, the image is pretty low-res, but still. It’s a dogshit look for one of the most maniacal and vicious killers to ever grace the pages of a comic book.

By all indications, Venom is going to make a decent amount of money in its opening weekend (currently tracking at $70 million), but I’m willing to say the second week drop off will be steep as shit. So, only time will tell if we actually see another Venom movie or not. At least not until Spider-Man deals with the Sinister Six. After that, I’m certain Tom Holland will make his way into the Sony films.

Until then, Venom swings their way into theaters on October 5, 2018.


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