Looking forward to a nice holiday tomorrow, but you won't have the time to watch all 12 films? Fear not, we did the hard work for you by figuring out which ones you must watch.
So, before you settle in for a nice Voorhees and chill sit back for a spell as we present to you the only "machete" order that should really exist.
Head on over to the podcast page and enjoy
Episode 13 - FELDMANIA IS RUNNING WILD, TEARS OF A BEARDED NERD AND A VERY VOORHEES MACHETE ORDER
Skip to around 57:10 for the machete orders!